At the risk of soliloquizing
Pontificating or sermonizing
We are asking you, ‘please heed these rules’:
Don’t dig up old bones;
Stay off coastal stones;
Keep away from roped zones;
And away from our schools.
Not on sites with orange cones;
Or private land someone owns,
Like yards of people’s homes,
Or in private whirlpools
Let’s put this up front
To be perfectly blunt
Don’t think this a stunt
Just stay away from Cold Front
Not meaning to assail
But the disc doesn’t hail
On a groomed Ski trail
Don’t be party to that group of fools
Most sincerely we advise
For all gals and guys
To find the cherished prize
These rules are literally tools
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